At the dining hall, people place their plate of food down and get up to get a drink. The plate often sits there untouched for a good five minutes or so. My roommate and I have always joked about going over to one of these empty seats and eating the meal until the owner of the plate returns.
Today I did it.
Kind of. Okay, I sat down, ate a tater tot, then sprinted out of the dining hall before the person could come back and see me. But still… I consumed one whole tater tot that was not mine to consume. Next time, I’m going all the way.