#33. Become an ordained minister.

“In Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I’m a ministainer… there’s no one better, there’s no one guh-reater.” – Joey Tribbiani.



Because there’s no one in the world I’d rather be than Joey Tribbiani, today I also got ordained. (Seriously, when they say anyone can do it, they mean anyone. No screening process whatsoever.)

The wedding episodes were always so special on Friends, largely because it was Joey who was joining his friends together in marriage. And now, when my friends start finding love and wanting to get married, they will know exactly who to turn to.

I have a really strong desire to start secretly marrying people now. Like, stand behind two people in a line, start whispering all of the stuff I have to say, and somehow manipulate them both into saying “I do.”

I think all of this new power might be going to my head.


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