I knew this girl in high school who boasted endlessly about her sublime braiding ability and I always just wanted to shove her stupid, seven-stranded, fishtailed braids up her mouth as far as they would go.
However, my own pathetic five-strand braid is only proof that I should leave the tough stuff to the pros. Although I may resent you, Jennie He, I certainly bow down to your braiding skills. You had a gift.
(Shout out to my test subject Vicky Ding. Sorry for distracting you from the midterm you were almost definitely not studying for!!)