I went to the gym today at approximately 2:37, and as it was a rainy afternoon, I was unsurprised to find only one or two people in there working out. I was ellipticalling intensely for about twenty minutes when I looked up to find I was the only person in the entire gym. I stopped briefly to look around to confirm this was true.
It was! I took a few minutes from my workout to elliptical backwards, using one foot, and no hands. Then I took out my headphones, blasted my music, and cartwheeled around the room until I heard the unmistakable creak of the door calling me back to reality and to my workout.