#147. Take a mannequin from a store.

…in exchange for $10; although, I must admit that mannequin thievery was on my mind before I did the deed the upright way.

We were in a prom dress store, about to leave when we glanced at a one-handed mannequin in the window, the other sad left hand about to pop off.

“Take it,” my friend urged me. I looked hesitantly up at the cameras glaring down at me and concluded that a trip to jail wouldn’t be worth the pathetically small relic.

Little did I know my thirst for mannequin body parts would be satiated just three stores down where a sign hung over a bust in the window reading: “Mannequin bust: $10.”




I’m looking forward to many more wild, crazy nights of spontaneous fun with my new BFF!

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